Hell has been harrowed.

Texeira winds up….delivers…weak come-backer to Texeira…fires to Texeira for the out.

I’m excited about Cox and Kontos.  Both are good-to-great names.

It actually should read “Texeira winds up….delivers…weak come-backer to Texeira…fires to Teixeira for the out.”

“Texeira winds up….delivers…weak come-backer to Texeira…fires to Teixeira for the out.”

It’s like a scene from that movie Being Mark Texeira.

Stupid spelling mistake messing up my lame joke.  Drat.

I know just how you feel.

I don’t know anything about K. Tex—can anyone fill me in?

Never mind, I used teh Google.

Boy, that trade was a heist.

sweet, new thread.  did you guys here that Alomar used to inject steroids into his penis?

You mean into his Barry.

teh Google

Is that like teh Facebook?

“teh Facebook”

Yes, only old people are allowed to use it.

what the hell is “google”?

Holy crap. I’ve been logged in since last night.
I checked on you lads while at work and never saw evidence of my lack of logoutedness.
Sorry about Robbys pelican. Thats rough.
Spitting more may have helped. sorry.
no i’m not.

You know what’s weird?  When I started to write Kanekoa Texeira in the search window in the Firefox menu bar, it immediately suggested his full name.

Old Thurman, how did your long log-in feel—exhausting?  Or invigorating?

Ped’s helped. Some Yoo Hoo and a greenie. I’m chillin.
Someone please call me. I want to talk.

Old Thurman, how did your long log-in feel—exhausting?  Or invigorating?

More importantly, natural or performance enhanced?

This thread has gotten out of control fast.  I mean, that escalated quickly.

Oh great, my joke got thwarted. Again.

Kontos HR rate don’t look that great, or I could be reading it wrong.

Fgas going the Larry Flynt route.
Well done lad.

I mean, that escalated quickly.

Just like Robby’s Barry!

Back to baseball!  Is K-Tex for real?

I’m pretty sure he’s not a figment of Cashman’s imagination, but that might not be what you’re asking.

He’s no Sidd Finch, that’s for sure.

I’m excited about Cox and Kontos.  Both are good-to-great names.

Don’t blame me. . .I voted for Kodos

I see that the top post now appears in the Recent Comments display - cool.

“I’m excited about Cox and Kontos.  Both are good-to-great names”

Cox and Kontos, baby, Kontos and Cox
This girl from Shaker Heights she gave me the pox
/Hold Steady

New thread
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Don’t blame me. . .I voted for Kodos (etc)

Asked for new thread…got new thread (check)
Asked for discussion about baseball…got Simpsons jokes?

Regardless…extremely funny posts, to all!

Injected in Texas, Subpoenaed by Congress
/Hold Steady

Back to baseball!  Is K-Tex for real?

CAIRO projects him to be decent, 4.36 ERA.  CHONE is harsher, 5.36 ERA.  His scouting reports are pretty good, a sinker/slider guy with decent velocity but his command is sketchy.