You’re saying it’s going to last through the end of the 2010 season, right?

Sure.

It will be a bittersweet day when Derek Jeter’s RS/162 waves to Sabathia’s ERA as they pass each other by.

Does someone get listed as a PH if they’ve gotten just one AB as a PH or is that just the AB’s they’ve gotten as a PH?

If Nady ends up with the same BRAR as Ortiz this season, that can only be a good thing.

I am pulling in primary position based on defensive innings played, but it looks like I’m screwing up DHs and some of the position players.  I’ll see what’s wrong.

Wow, two stupid posts in one day.  I think you’ve reached your yearly quota.

Whacha talkin’ about?  I like Ellsbury and Papi at the bottom of the list.

Chris Davis is killing my fantasy team.

Wow, two stupid posts in one day.  I think you’ve reached your yearly quota.

a) This is my first post of the day
b) I am allowed 100 stupid posts a year

The fact that you think this is a stupid post makes me think you missed the joke.

Guessing he is confused about who wrote the Joba-is-a-jerk post.

Maybe.  That whole ‘by _____” thing can be very confusing.  That doesn’t excuse taking this post seriously though.

BigSis… Sister Gigantic…. SG. Ahah!

On the offensive end, we cannot enjoy or not enjoy Jeter and Damon.

Chris Davis is killing my fantasy team.

Elvis Andrus is killing mine.

How long until Swisher takes the starting job from Nady?

On the offensive end, we cannot enjoy or not enjoy Jeter and Damon.

Phrased this awkwardly you did.

It’s always strange the way the “small-sample” part of the baseball season morphs first into the “possibly legit breakout/cliff-dive” part of the season and then into the “damn he’s for real/wow how did he get so teh suck?” part of the season.

So far so good on my “Higher OPS 2009 - Nick Swisher or Mark DeRosa” bet.

Gardner looks like a pretty lousy cf to me.

Lefty tonight…do you bench Damon or Matsui?

Sit Damon, start Swisher and Nady.

You could also sit Matsui, DH Damon, and start Swisher and Nady.  I think I might lean towards that.

Start Melky!

*hides*

Eh, this early I’d rather give Damon a little extra rest.

So, how close does Cliff Lee come to finding his 2008 mojo this season?  Shouting distance?

My new puppy chewed my Yankees hat.  Buy a new hat or a new dog?

Start Melky!

Now, where was it I put my lantern and torch?

My new puppy chewed my Yankees hat.  Buy a new hat or a new dog?

Is it too late to cast the puppy in the new stadium’s concrete?

lantern and torch?

Well there goes my joke.  Should have read either:

a) lantern and pitchfork
b) pitchfork and torch

I thought you just really wanted to light the way for Melky starting.

I think Sabermar’s referring to his own stupid 2 posts. He wouldn’t be so rude as to insult people, would he?

My new puppy chewed my Yankees hat.  Buy a new hat or a new dog?

Wait until after today’s game. Then either eat the puppy or get a new hat for the puppy.

Quick question: Does anyone know if there is a site that displays all of the box scores, or the prior day’s box score all in one page? I guess it would be most similar to like when one used to open a newspaper and all the box scores were in one or two pages and there was so much glee in perusing said pages.

I guess most sites like the click through for the ad revenue or whatever. But clicking through x games per day is not routine-able.

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/scoreboard

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/scoreboard
might suit your needs.

Zorak, you win:

YANKEES (2-2)
Jeter SS
Swisher LF
Teixeira 1B
Matsui DH
Posada C
Cano 2B
Nady RF
Ransom 3B
Gardner CF

Thanks, but I meant with all the full box scores all in one page without having to click to the box score of each individual games. I went through MLB, Baseball reference, and some of the other big sites, and they have the scoreboards, but not exactly the box scores.

Hmm… I always assume it was a widely shared fun to pour through the box scores looking to see how different players on other teams were doing, but I guess it was just me.

[36] That’s not too base clogging?

Brad Penny has quite a thick neck.

but I meant with all the full box scores all in one page without having to click to the box score of each individual games.

You are looking for something somewhat like this, I assume?
Very tough to find although I do remember perusing a site or two back in the day that had such pages available regularly.

Thanks J. That’s close to it.

I’m surprise it’s not more common, but the click ad dollars is irresistible, perhaps.

UPDATE, 6:30 p.m.: Mark Teixeira (sore left wrist) was scratched. Swisher will play first and Johnny Damon left field.

Everybody panic!

Panicked. 

That’s a weird spelling.  Never really thought about it.  But I guess paniced looks really dumb.

Hold: the stupidest stat in baseball. 

Discuss.

I don’t know how, but that Alex Rodriguez did it again! 

I’m not going to blame SG’s titling for the original post.

Hold: the stupidest stat in baseball. 

I’m not sure the save is any less stupid, but gets a lot more hype.  So the save has a much lower hype/stupid ratio.

I withdraw my claim that Swisher would never see time at 1b.